operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via satan-blessyou)

sakibatch:

mangocianamarch:

ahobbitcarol:

I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS 

"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"

excuse me i must poem

(Source: zherleck, via satan-blessyou)

mishasminions:

I LOVE HOW THE GUYS ARE JUST ALL BROODING/BLUESTEEL-ING/CONSTIPATED

AND SCARLETT’S JUST A TYPICAL PERKY CHEERLEADER

(via sergeantbarnes-bucky)

(Source: imqu3llyb, via optimusprincess)

"Do you have some advice for me to become a better soldier?"

(Source: lawyerupasshole, via sebastiunstan)